December 2009
50 posts
Good, Good, Good, Good Literations →
I frequently make myself giggle with the...
During a handy g-spot orgasm last night I heard myself moan, “Oh gee!”
Every atom in your body came from a star that...
motionsensorsoundtrack:
lawful:
nihilnoetia:
sexual:
“I am a man of fixed and unbending principles the first of which is to be...”
– www.freewillastrology.com
Dog-gone It →
“To rock-hard, shredded abs!”
– Mark McManus
Gonna get me some
(…though…”shredded”…I’m not sure how appealing that sounds…)
“What we really want to do is what we are really meant to do. When we do what we...”
– Julia Cameron, the great artist-unblocking expert! (via i-peach-feng-shui)
"And it's not because of your brains or your... →
“I’m madly in love with you and it’s not because of your brains or...”
– Grandpa to Olive - Little Miss Sunshine
“Hipsterism and post-hipsterism are synonymous with irony. Cool, urban youth wear...”
– Die Already, King Kong Racism: Lady Gaga Edition | Racialicious - the intersection of race and pop culture (via notemily)
I appreciate the deconstruction of that scene, but I wonder if people are giving it more credit that it’s due?
“A clear understanding of negative emotions dismisses them.” – Vernon Howard”
“six geese are a-laying in my apartment
The magnificent McSweeney’s...”
– (via Marbury)
“I doubt that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship. It’s worse to...”
– Angelina Jolie (via pourquoi-pas)
The part I’m stuck on here is getting the sense that Angie plays Domme to Brad’s bottom. …Now that’s news I can get in to!
Vow to Keep It Really Real →
"Applied" to Get Naked for Film
There was a post in the adult-gigs section of craigslist two days ago, calling for women interested in posing nude for a photographer visiting from LA. Normally I wouldn’t be too interested, just because of the high probability of skeeze, but this guy (and his website) seemed legit and I was inspired to write him. I’m wondering now if I sold myself short.
Hi ___, Nice website....
5 Year Goals
These are the goals, not the plans to attain them. In no specific order:
1. Become a ++ paid, choosy, escort. (I think: sex priestess)
2. Provide healing to those who request it. (I’ll believe I’m psychic)
3. Sell my art. (Imagined in many forms)
4. Write real humans. (Honest ups and downs)
5. Give my body what it needs, not what my mind craves. (Sugar is not my truth)
6....
“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a...”
– Albert Einstein (via i-peach-feng-shui)
motionsensorsoundtrack:
when he was young he grew out his beard to make him look older
when he got old he shaved it all off so he would look young
and he he felt like he was 22
until he got too old to walk
there’s a cute little thing by his side
and she was tender and sweet
but it didn’t stop him from staring at the senorita who lived down the street
and that’s ok
Inclined to Thrive →
“Writers fight a myriad of internal battles that are difficult to translate to...”
– Gail Sher, One Continuous Mistake
Now this is like speaking to a psychic…
(via nightmarebrunette)
after a morning-long "serious talk," i say to him
[silence, pause]
me: you look like you might be thinking about poop
Hadj: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Get outta my mind witch!
“I didn’t campaign on the public option.”
– President Obama, reminding us that we got what we voted for! (via notthatkindagay)
excuse me while I vomit from lack of surprise…
Learning how to hold hands across a distance
We read our horoscopes in this overly dramatic book last night, after the movie and the popcorn, but before the orgasms and the snuggling. I wanted to look more into the “typical” drawbacks of leos, as well as their notable strengths. I read mine to him later, because he asked me to. Much of the characteristic negatives I remembered about aquarians are that we’re often...
“But Paris is, indeed, a moveable feast. She will be inside me forever and I in...”
– Lola
An Almost Made-Up Poem - Bukowski
pourquoi-pas:
attentiondoozers:
smut-to-go:
I see you drinking at a fountain with tiny blue hands, no, your hands are not tiny they are small, and the fountain is in France where you wrote me that last letter and I answered and never heard from you again. you used to write insane poems about ANGELS AND GOD, all in upper case, and you knew famous artists and most of them were your lovers, and...
“‘As girls grow up,’ Streep observes, ‘as soon as boys come...”
– “Something About Meryl” Vanity Fair No. 593
That wacky Canadian, with a tan made of spray /...
me: http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/12/freaky_fug_friday_pamela_ander.html#comments
an opportunity for you
Anna: only two lines? that's hard
me: sounds like it's right up your alley though!
(90 minutes later)
Anna: i dream of genie on uppers, you scoff / that's what you get when you hassel the hoff
me: hahaha! nice come back pulley
Anna: i want to mention that she's canadian but her boobs are made in the u.s.a. but that's hard to do in a couplet
(find more of Anna Pulley @ http: //dudesizedhands.blogspot.com)
you're never an ex-navy man
I stood in the rain bare skinned last night after he said something about knocking me down a peg. I spontaneously walked into the driveway and took off my cardigan. As I walked, I said to him, over my shoulder, “thanks for reminding me I needed to let things roll off my back like water.” The truth and wit of the statement pleased both my ego and my heart.
He suggested we go to the...
SJP accidentally causes Molegate 2009 →
I suspected some time to for aimless posting today, and when I heard of “molegate” on the radio this morning, I couldn’t resist the temptation. What I did not expect was the splendid inanity of the “article” itself.
(Admittedly Gooshy) Journal Entry, Tuesday night,... →
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I'll have my love and my office too, someday
While we ate the last of the pork shoulder with eggs, toast, and roasted raspberry chipotle sauce (bottled, not from scratch) I began counting with my fingers beneath the table and giggling. He looked at me quizzically and I responded, “I’m counting,” but did not say what. He played my coy games for a minute, then finally getting it out of me, I gave the response of “6...
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